5 - Aled Jones. REEEEEEEEAAALLLLY????
Maybe it's because I know people who were at college with him, and I can still see him on the telly aged about 11 but I really don't get this one. He still looks as though he doesn't need to shave.
4 - Mr Maker (Phil Gallagher from kids tv for those of you lucky enough not to have to watch that crap)
Again, has he started shaving yet?
3 - Philip Schofield. Hmmm. Difficult to say where I stand on that one. He was cute when I was 16. When he became all 'silver fox' he awakened many a lady's lustings, but now... well he's just everywhere and to be honest, I'm beginning to find him a little creepy. Sorry Phil.
2 - Alex from CBeebies
Not to be confused with Alex Winter, ie:'the one who is not Keanu' from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure ... who is showing more than a passing resemblance to Michael Bublé right now...
At least both of these guys have something about them I could find attractive but I'm still not convinced.
and then .... [drum roll please......] onwards to NUMBER 1
1 - Dr Ranj!! Hooooooooray! A real man. Someone who shaves, someone who does mean and moody and someone who can relate to kids too (although that's not high on my list if it's purely a carnal crush. oh god, what am i saying, this bloke is a kid's TV presenter... but also a real doctor so he does a brain too. See, I'm not really shallow at all.)